Tech Bro of the Week
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Satirical profiles of the disruptors disrupting your neighborhood.
"Move fast and break rent prices."
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Tech Bro of the Week: The Standing Desk Rancher
He bought 40 acres in Dripping Springs and now has opinions about cedar.
Tech Bro of the Week: The VC-Funded 'Co-Living Experience' That Used to Be a Trailer Park
They removed 34 affordable housing units and replaced them with 34 luxury tiny homes with a communal kombucha tap.
Tech Bro of the Week: The Man Who Moved from SF to Reinvent the Kolache
He's never been to West, Texas. He has opinions about lamination.
Tech Bro of the Week: The AI-Powered Queso Disruptor
His algorithm has tasted ten thousand quesos. It has learned nothing.
Tech Bro of the Week: The Guy Putting Breakfast Tacos on the Blockchain
Meet Chadwick, who thinks the real problem with breakfast tacos is that they lack a decentralized ledger.
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"It used to be about the music. Now it's about the lanyard."
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A eulogy for affordable Austin, one price tag at a time.
"Adjusting for inflation and broken dreams."
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