Things That Used to Cost $3
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A eulogy for affordable Austin, one price tag at a time.
"Adjusting for inflation and broken dreams."
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Every entry in the Things That Used to Cost $3 collection, newest first.
Thrift Store T-Shirts: From $3 Bin to $45 'Curated Vintage'
You used to dig through a bin for a $3 tee. Now someone digs through the bin for you and charges $45.
Barton Springs Admission: The Price of Cold Water and Civic Identity
Barton Springs was free, then $3, then $5, then $9. The water stayed the same. We didn't.
Parking Downtown: A $3 Meter, a $30 Garage, and the Death of Spontaneity
Parking used to be an afterthought. Now it's a second mortgage.
A Eulogy for the $3 Breakfast Taco
Austin's signature food used to be cheap fuel, not a lifestyle brand.
Lone Star at the Bar: A $3 Tall Boy Requiem
The Lone Star tallboy was a civic institution. Now it's a 'retro selection' on a craft menu.
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