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Stories about the live music culture, bands, venues, and weird little scenes that gave Austin a pulse before the latest tower render.
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Before it was a parking lot and then a high-rise, it was the room where rednecks and hippies decided to get along.

They closed in 2008. Congress Avenue has never fully recovered. Neither have we.

The original Emo's wasn't a venue. It was a bruise you were proud of.

It's survived everything Austin has thrown at it, which at this point is basically a siege.

They tore it down in 1999 and put up an office building. The bass notes are still in the soil.
Move from subject matter into the recurring editorial formats that talk about it most.
Keep following the same general neighborhood of complaints.
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